1. "He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato.

2. "They who drink beer will think beer." - Washington Irvine.

3. "A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer." - Ancient Egyptian Wisdom - 2200 BC.

4. "A woman is a lot like beer: they smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one." - Homer Simpson.

5. "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. " - Ernest Hemmingway.

6. "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart.

7. Always remember: I've taken more out of beer than beer has taken our of me." - Winston Churchill.

8. "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." - Ernest Hemmingway.

9. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin.

10. "Give me a woman who loves beer and I'll conquer the world. " - Kaiser Willhem.

11. "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least, you need a beer." - Frank Zappa.

12. "There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." - Benjamin Franklin.

13. "I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety." - William Shakespeare (Henry V).

14. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra.

15. "Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer." - Frederick the Great.

16. "I recommend bread, meat, vegetable and beer." - Sophocles.

17. "The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." - William Butler Yeats.

18. "When I drink, I think; when I think I drink." - Francois Rabelais.

19. "I went on a diet; swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks." - Joe Lewis.

20. "Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them." - Queen Victoria.

21. "Sir, you are drunk!"   "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning I'll be sober and you will still be ugly." - Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.

22. "Beer if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes good health." - Thomas Jefferson.

23. "Beer...... a high and mighty liquor." - Julius Caesar.